Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Saturday, February 18, 2012
get rid of the asians!!
Had the craziest dream last night! I was in some European country in the midst of the holocaust, except instead of genocide against jews people they were trying to kill all the asians. The beginning of what I remember in my dream was having a pet horse, and he was the most loyal, best friend I could ask for. I put the horse somewhere in the back of my house and when I stepped outside, I was in industrial England and some fat white asian exterminator inspector was looking up and down the streets for asian people. He made everyone on the street line up for an "ID inspection" so he could capture the asians and when it came to my turn he asked me for ID and I was said, with a degree of nonchalance "... yo can you let me feed my horse real quick before I show you my ID?" He said okay and I ran to the back to find my horse and he was gone!!! Terrified, and knowing that the inspector was waiting for me outside I saw a white girl in my backyard and asked her "can you help me?" knowing exactly where she could take me to find refuge, we jumped the fence and landed in Switzerland.
Once in Switz, we found a huge house and walked down a few flights of stairs into the basement. In front of my eyes in the greatest co-op of all time. There were probably a hundred girls and guys my age- and they were all white. There was an air hockey table, a kitchen, tons of games, an huge lounge area, and everyone was just socializing in this awesome safety zone. All the sudden it turned into a dance party and I saw the most random white people I know. Jordan, Brandon, Vivian, from high school (neither of who I ever really talked to so lets hope they never read this). I saw Mo, my freshman RA. Some crazy asian girl came up to me and told me the best method for covering my face with my hoodie in case an inspector found me. We were all dancing in the dark under the strobe light when all the sudden an inspector banged on the door. Lights turned on and an inspector came in. I think he was about to leave, since he didn't think there would be any asians in the room but since my new friends in the co-op were nervous for me, one of my friends swept up briskly in front of me, as to hide me from the inspector's sight. The abrupt movement caught his eye, and the inspector commanded us to line up in 2 lines. Instead of asking us for ID this time, he went around asking us for our names because he somehow knew that some asian "Angela" was on the run. He saw me, shined the light on my face, and asked "what's your name" My quick brain concocted "Maurice Fisher" which I blurted out to the inspector who totally bought it then moved on. (I know, dream logic, wtf?)
After he left, we had a quick celebration them moved onto the next co-op party, which was ALSO interrupted by an inspector, but this time it was the one who I had escaped on the street by telling him I had to feed my horse. He saw looked my direction, then threw a freshly baked white chocolate chip caramel cookie at my face so that I'd have to look up to catch it. When I did, he pointed my direction and said "ANGELA" and motioned for me to come forward.
Before I knew it, there was another girl besides me who stepped up. At first I thought "oh phew its another girl named Angela who has to go. I'm safe" Then I tapped her shoulder and asked her in a quiet whisper if she was really Angela. She said no...she was covering for me. I felt really bad and was about to say something then one of our co-op "friends" who also happened to be a giant the betrayed us and turned us both in as asians! I was so mad I jumped on him and viciously started beating him up, kicking his balls, pulling his hair, punching him with all my might! Then he gave up and I started attacking the inspector then my dream ended.
woke up happy to not be a fugitive in anti-asian nazi germany. what an f-ed up dream
Once in Switz, we found a huge house and walked down a few flights of stairs into the basement. In front of my eyes in the greatest co-op of all time. There were probably a hundred girls and guys my age- and they were all white. There was an air hockey table, a kitchen, tons of games, an huge lounge area, and everyone was just socializing in this awesome safety zone. All the sudden it turned into a dance party and I saw the most random white people I know. Jordan, Brandon, Vivian, from high school (neither of who I ever really talked to so lets hope they never read this). I saw Mo, my freshman RA. Some crazy asian girl came up to me and told me the best method for covering my face with my hoodie in case an inspector found me. We were all dancing in the dark under the strobe light when all the sudden an inspector banged on the door. Lights turned on and an inspector came in. I think he was about to leave, since he didn't think there would be any asians in the room but since my new friends in the co-op were nervous for me, one of my friends swept up briskly in front of me, as to hide me from the inspector's sight. The abrupt movement caught his eye, and the inspector commanded us to line up in 2 lines. Instead of asking us for ID this time, he went around asking us for our names because he somehow knew that some asian "Angela" was on the run. He saw me, shined the light on my face, and asked "what's your name" My quick brain concocted "Maurice Fisher" which I blurted out to the inspector who totally bought it then moved on. (I know, dream logic, wtf?)
After he left, we had a quick celebration them moved onto the next co-op party, which was ALSO interrupted by an inspector, but this time it was the one who I had escaped on the street by telling him I had to feed my horse. He saw looked my direction, then threw a freshly baked white chocolate chip caramel cookie at my face so that I'd have to look up to catch it. When I did, he pointed my direction and said "ANGELA" and motioned for me to come forward.
Before I knew it, there was another girl besides me who stepped up. At first I thought "oh phew its another girl named Angela who has to go. I'm safe" Then I tapped her shoulder and asked her in a quiet whisper if she was really Angela. She said no...she was covering for me. I felt really bad and was about to say something then one of our co-op "friends" who also happened to be a giant the betrayed us and turned us both in as asians! I was so mad I jumped on him and viciously started beating him up, kicking his balls, pulling his hair, punching him with all my might! Then he gave up and I started attacking the inspector then my dream ended.
woke up happy to not be a fugitive in anti-asian nazi germany. what an f-ed up dream
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
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