rihanna songs always get stuck in my head

(involuntarily)


rude boy, boy, can you get it up

ocean savior

dear man from ucsb who looks like jack black,

thank you for saving me in the ocean off the coast of santa barbara today. If I didn't die from drowning, I would surely have died of embarrassment considering I was only beginning my race at a mere 50 meters out in the ocean. you and your jesus-like beard encouraged me to finish when i was in a state of pure panic. As a token of my thanks I present to you this picture of the ocean I googled: a representation of how vast and overwhelming the ocean had seemed to me during the moments I felt I could not do it



I will remember you!

Sincerely,
Angela

ABSOLUTELY STOKED

you have NO idea.



notes. to..self.

"impossible" is what they are all saying. all of them.

in a particular arena of my life, I have a severe case of tunnel vision... for a brief moment today, there was a small hole that peeped in sunshine from the outside through this closed off tunnel, and i had a small epiphany. i will be fine.

but at the same time- although they say "impossible," that word is meaningless from someone who does not understand the context they are speaking in. The word "impossible" holds validity at my discretion. this is my decision.

sleep.

THIS IS SO DUMB

"So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservatism, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more dangerous to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man's living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun."
Christopher McCandless

bunny wabbit

theres a small bunny that lives inside of me. its cute cuddly and fuzzy and innocent and warm and nice and makes me happy.
but bunny is too much trouble. bunny stopped paying rent.






kill the bunny.

lol

myself, in the kitchen hearing michael in the other room who does not know i can hear him as he flips through Mu Ping's Self Magazine for women:

"mumble mumble... ooh... how to get a sexy flat stomach! what page is this on...mumble"

joyce: "ooh yogurtland!! hmm i feel tart-y today."
me: tard-y?!
joyce: TARTY!
me: HAHAH TARD-Y!!


what a random ass post. goodnight at 2am. oh and happy birthday to my brother andy. i remember a birthday picture where you once had big glasses that covered 3/4 of your face.

how to keep a girl

sing a song like this:



"Beautiful girls all over the world
I could be chasing but my time would be wasted
They got nothing on you baby
Nothing on you baby
They might say hi and I might say hey
But you shouldn't worry about what they say
Cos they got nothing on you baby
Nothing on you baby

Hands down there will never be another one
I been around and I never seen another one
Look at your style they ain't really got nothing on
And you out and you ain't got nothing on
Baby you the whole package plus you pay your taxes
And you keep it real while them other stay plastic
You're my wonder women call me mr. fantastic"


IM SUCH A SUCKER FOR BOYS WHO CAN SINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG >(