random april fools joke idea: hehe unscrew all the handles on all the pots/pans in da house. OR remove all the doorknobs in the house lawl
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thanks for reading! thoughts brought to you by my home cooked rice porridge lunch and getting locked in my kitchen after the doorknob fell off (thanks for saving me diana), which happened after my loose frying pan handle almost fell off, which happened the day after my pot handle fell off. does anyone have a screwdriver i can borrow? no seriously. i could use a friend right now
