one of my new years resolutions this year was to swear off chocolate for the month of january. UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNfortunately, a stray m&m flew into my mouth. followed by the rest of his family. completely involuntarily, i was stripped of my resolution's integrity.
begin: willpower, trial dos. abstain from chocolate for the remainder of the month.